Crazy Guy: Same-Sex Marriage is About Denying Men Equal Rights

The far right has reached a whole new level of paranoia.

Crazy Guy (known in some circles as David Usher, president of the Center for Marriage Policy) feels that straight people (aka MEN) are being denied equal rights when gay marriage is made legal. Marriage equality is part of the feminist plan to exclude men from the home, tricking them into fathering children, and then forcing these deceived and deprived men into child support while they live off of the government.

Because all women are unemployed lesbians.

Now if you’re a thinking person you’re probably saying, “But wait, gay men want to get married…so how is this about the dangerous feminists?”

I’ll let Crazy Guy explain:

“Marriages between two men are destined to be the marital underclass. In most cases, these men will become un-consenting “fathers” by reproductive entrapment. Men in male-male marriages who become fathers by deceptive means will be forced to pay child support to women in bi-maternal marriages, and become economically enslaved to [marriages between two women].”

Usually I say people like this are closet homosexuals. This guy is definitely straight because obviously he has no idea how lesbians usually become pregnant or who gay men have sex with.

He goes on to explain that heterosexual marriages are economically disadvantaged because they will not be able to suck off the teat of the government like the unemployed feminist (there will be TWO of them, after all!).

Also because, Obamacare.

All of this is included in his tirade…I mean article…about how there is still a chance to save traditional marriage by focusing on the inequality of same-sex marriage. More specifically, the inequality of “bi-maternal” marriage in which two women create a family, denying men their rightful place to be head of all households.

As he puts it, “marriage exists to attach the father to the family.”

To recap: Same-sex marriage will allow all women to marry each other, force defenseless men to impregnate them, and force them into slave labor to support their children as they enjoy the benefits of Obamacare.

Not only do I not think this guy is straight, I don’t think he’s had sex with a woman in a long, long time.

If you would like to read more of his misogynistic, homophobic, and sometimes racist (if women aren’t lesbians, they are living with their “undocumented” boyfriend) rant, you can do so here.

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One thought on “Crazy Guy: Same-Sex Marriage is About Denying Men Equal Rights

  1. David Usher is bizarre and his sexist comments are repugnant. Crystal I’d venture to guess you are correct about his lack of female companionship.

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